hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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