doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and she was petting her beer can
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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