return my video game
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
