This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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