I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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