Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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