I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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