yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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