It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well I just put wine in my tea
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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