just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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