I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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