Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm passing your future prison.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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