She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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