My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
