Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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