yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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