I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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