dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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