so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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