so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Sponge bath it is.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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