suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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