Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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