If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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