Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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