i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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