Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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