I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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