Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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