Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Randomize
