i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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