Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
