Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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