so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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