i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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