Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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