Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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