In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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