capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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