How'd it feel making her break her religion?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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