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"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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