Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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