K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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