you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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