do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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