"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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