Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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