the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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