I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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