I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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