were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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