Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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