Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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