doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
why is half of my head shaved?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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